June 2011
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August 2010
1 post
Vivian wants a Date, AWWWWWWW
Via the SEOmoz Forums:
vivian_25gukama@yahoo.in
My name is vivian, i am a female I was impressed when i saw your profile and i will like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. In addition,i will like you to reply me through my e mail box (vivian_25gukama@yahoo.in) This is because i dont know the possibilities of remaining in forum for a long time. please If you are interested...
June 2010
5 posts
The New Spam - Copypasta a whole chapter in the...
Seriously WTF? WHY would you leave such a large comment as spam? Some spammers are just fucked in the head.
Although it is barely two months old, it is time to declare a best scene of Summer 2010. It absolutely comes from one with the year?s very best films (although a minimum of three Rotten Tomatoes registered critics disagree with that assessment) and even though it may perhaps seem to ...
I NEED YOUR HELP
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73,787 Spam Comments. I eagerly await 100,000 SPAM...
I get insane amounts of spam on some of my more popular blogs. Here is the notification I get from Akismet:
Akismet has protected your site from 73,787 spam comments already, but there’s nothing in your spam queue at the moment.
This is on my Scifi Blog
Gibberish - or Broken Comment Automator?
Got a rash of these:
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Say What Now?
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February 2010
12 posts
Bing Link Building, Binged?
This one came to me from Crockstars
So Bing helpfully put out a post on Link building for smart webmasters… unfortunately the irony isnt lost on me when I scroll through the comments…
I wish I had a chance to go through all the nuggest, but here are the first few ones:
I'm new here and came here from search engine
Posted on a TV related blog
Yes, I’m sure you will make “lot’s of new friend here”, particular with your on-topic comments about TV. Now go back to “search engine” and enjoy yourself.
We want to buy your site!
The below is a new scam, when an “investor” crops up and wants to “buy” your site, but asks you to independently (read their paid review site) verify the site.
————————Scammer—————————————————– Hello,
Our company invests in Internet projects and domain names. What is your price for the domain name twitorio.us?
Looking forward to do business with you.
Regards, Scott...
I added you because you look familiar
Dicovered via Reddit
Gals, You Have to SEE this!
You know what Suowoneg (nice name BTW) I will pass.
I don't want them writing my essays!
I’m glad you are trying to peddle your essays on my fashion blog. Please learn how to write before offering your services though, THANKS!
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Dinner time with a link builder
Dinnertime email with a link builder.
John Campbell www.aukseo.co.uk @johnpcampbell
WIE Enquiry - Website link request 22.02.2010. 13 messages
Dominic Godwinson <dom***@****m.au>
22 February 2010 13:02
To: johnpcamp***@****lemail.com
Hello, I am contacting you on behalf of my client and I would like to know what are the terms for getting a link somewhere on your...
Strange feedback
We get lots of feedback form spam that doesn’t make any sense. Here is an example:
Subject: made likely data functionality comment
Message: term radiation sources total models
Another one:
Subject: respect low stories offset sectors
Message: against nations suggests potential pattern available references capacity
And another:
Subject: warmest technica
Message: southern link...
Hey Silvia, so you like, Run a Christmas Site?
Apparently Silvia runs a Christmas site and is “…always excited to visit this blog in the evenings.Please churning hold the contents. It is very entertaining”
Auto Comment Spam?
Sometimes auto comment spam goes horribly wrong?
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I mean WTF is that supposed to even be?
You Have to Love Akismet Caught SEO spam - on an...
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You Spam Me, I Spam You
Nothing beats the way Dave Naylor out annoys a spammer:
spammer says: what are u into?
DaveN says: I sell fake drugs online
spammer says: ok
DaveN says:you wanna buy some drugs
spammer says:no sir, let me know u need help in marketing ur sites
This is just an excerpt - check out the whole conversation at You Spam Me, I Spam You